"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"(via infelicific)
from an outsider I probably seem boring as fuck and probably almost prude, and I think my face looks uninviting sometimes but I’m actually really fun and cute and I like to shake my ass sometimes AND if a guy stuck around long enough to realize all of that u will soon find out I’m a freak. and I’m smart, so what you doing?? u sleepin!!!